Well fellas…MB2K2 has come and gone……now we have another year until MB2K3…..possibly a little Vegas Vacation mixed in between……

Quote of MB2K2 - Call 911, I got bit by a snake - this one will be remembered for a long time….anytime a ball goes in the woods, make sure a snake doesn t bite, i mean, brush you……….

Course we will go back to - Legends Moorland, we will definitely play the other 2 Legends courses…probably the most difficult and PGA-like course anyone has ever played…..

Course we will not go back to - The Witch, so unforgiving, and disgusting with all the swamplands and “skeeters”…………

Best “Skeeter” Bite - The one on Bob’s leg, although that probably wasn t a skeeter….Runner up - the one on Bob’s jaw……..

MIP - Pete….The 95 was incredible as was the off the tee game for the majority of the 4 rounds……and to top it off, the billiards play was a surprise as well…..

MVP - Neil……Putting won this years tournament, saved himself 4-6 shots a round with the putter….

Best player to have never won a major - Bob……the driver let him down, will be the one to watchout for in MB2K3……..

Birdie Club - President- Greg
Vice Pres- Bob
Treasurer- Neil
Pledge - Pete

Stupidest Person (people) met on the trip - The 2 fine workers at the Philadelphia Airport Parking Lot coming home from MB2K2 - Greg - what is a Swap ticket???

The Top 10 Most disappointing moments, events, things of MB2K2:

10. The Karoake Kid What the fuck, do you fucking think was this kids fucking problem, fuck ..

9. The Bi-Lo donuts Pete s only mistake of the initial beer-gatorade snack run

8. 3 hours in the Myrtle Beach airport Sorry guys .my bad ..

7. Greg s failure to defend his title - tough tournament for the defending champion…look for a much better showing next year……..

6. The do-it-yourself scanner at Bi-lo’s - 4 smart people and we were bad, bad, bad……and the scanner nazi, Northa, did not help at all…..

5. Bob’s pair of 8’s on the last 2 holes at The Wizard and 9 on the final hole at Belle Terre - should have broke 100 both days…………

4. Bob’s stinky BM on Saturday morning - compared to that my farts smelled like roses……

3. Neil s Saturday Night - dildo girl, bad bladder, poor billiards play, etc…….

2. Pete’s directions to The Wizard - 1 hour for a 15 minute ride…damn you mapquest, damn you…….

1. The rain - wasn’t really that bad, but compared to last year it was…..”who picked this weekend”…..

The Top 10 moments of MB2K2

10. Greg s nap 3 hours by my count All of NFL Primetime and the first half of the game ..runner up Bob s nap on Sunday morning.

9. Neil s application that was actually accepted to the birdie club off the cart path, off the wood, off the hill, to 4 feet just how it was planned .

8. Bob s call to the witch Yes, the girl who works the snack bar..where does she dance at? SHE DOESN T DANCE .classic

7. Bob s 300 yard drive on the 9th hole of Belle Terre best, longest, straightest drive of the tournament an absolute poke

6. Greg s birdie at the Wizard it proved it could be done, the president was inaugurated

5. The show your tits chant half of the place was yelling it, and it had such upside, before falling through due to the loud and horrible singing on stage .

4. Pete s 95 at the Wizard without hesitation, the best round of the tournament .

3. MB2K2 putting challenge The hole-in-one by Greg after Pete s hole-in-one just defeated the music and storyline of the place as the most memorable ..myrtleness .

2. The Blackjack game 3 hours worth of laughs and good times, with no more than 10 dollars switching hands ..insurance is open, anyone, insurance is closed.

1. The Golf for how good or how bad you played .4 days in myrtle beach, you cant go wrong ..and hey, its better than work and school ..cant wait til next year ..

If there is anything I forgot ..make sure you include it so we can remember and now the final list ..

The Top 10 girls of MB2K2

10. Northa the Bi-lo scanner Nazi, a beauty even with the scab on her lip
9. Blonde girl at bar I talked to her for a whole minute, she wasn t feeling me, and I digress ..
8. Girl in line at MB airport she was at the end, but she was a cutie ..very impatient though
7. Anne girl at the karaoke bar nice outfit, I have an acne recollection though on the breasts????
6. The Non-stripper at the Witch cart girl, pretty cute .
5. Angel the blond stripper/waitress at the Witch ..topic of the phone call .amazing body
4. The brunette stripper/waitress at the witch seemed very nice, oh and she was Hot as shit ..
3. Sonya worked the hole-in-one contest at Belle Terre so cute, and the voice made you melt
2. Penn One of the most beautiful natural girls I ve ever seen Bob will never forget the overhead reach started MB2K2 off on the right track
1. The Dildo girl Not the prettiest, nor very pretty for that matter .but will probably be remembered longest out of all of them the syringe, laying on the pool table, the dildo on stage, the show your tits chant