Boys - Sadness sets in the second the plane landed in the illadelph….and 45 minutes later when greg and i were still waiting for our bags in carousel G, wait i mean D, nope its H…next year, we are flying hooters air out of newark….hooters air - where there are hooters……….and for the record, greg and i decided we are going to the crazy horse…just cause we have too….it is the rules of MB…
We took a year off in the going out a lot department…therefore the ramblings arent as exciting as last year…but, we have some good ones……in
MB2K4 - The Year of Poker
The happy recap:
Course we will go back to - Wild Wing (Falcon) - The new Wizard, our new home…..Wizard - thanks for the memories, but your 4 years are up….
Course we will not go back to - Heather Glen - or any course in North Myrtle Beach for that matter….too far of a drive……
MVP - Pic - tournament records broken all over the place….the 80 shattered the previous record of 85…
MIP - Bob Smith III - breaks Pete’s run of 2 straight MIP’s…..
The Top 5 women of MB2K4:
Honorable Mention - The fat bitch sitting next to me and pic on the flight from charlotte - philly…..”do you guys play golf or just talk about it” “i used to shoots 60’s in high school” ” i study molecular anthropology”….SHUT UP OR DIE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
5. Cart girl from Wizard - at first didnt look too happy, but by the end was smiling at me or pete….
4. Hispanic girl from the bar - she “ran shit” and pretended to grab pete’s ass…….
3. The only par 3 girl from MB2K4 - $40 for 4
towels…4/1 odds she pocketed the money…its for “her” kids…….
2. The blonde at the bar - that shirt, those hoots (fake or not - who cares) and i definitely got a smile from her one of the times i was blatantly staring at her funbags…….
1. Challenge girl - british, eager, skirtwearing..and like that she was gone………
The top 5 quotes/sayings of MB2K4:
HM - DO IT, DO IT
5. NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO
4. All in
3. Da Ali G sayings - Va-re nice - My mother say she wished she was raped by somebody else - booyakasha
2. YAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
1. Do you want a challenge????
The Top 10 Most Disapppointing Moments, Events, Things of MB2K4:
HM. Petes $370 flight to Myrtle Beach - or should we say $370 from DC to Charlotte…….
10. Asking bob to fix the side mirror - Resulted in Bob opening the door as im going 50 on Rt 17…..
9. Greg’s 9 on hole 14 of Heather Glen - Birdie, Par, Birdie, Par, Quad……
8. Our Monday hotel - $33 for a shower and a quick rape…….
7. The +6 holes - Bob on the par 3 at Heather Glen, Pete on the Par 5 at Wild Wing…..
6. Neil’s whole game sans putting - failed to compete after back to back championships……the 4-putt for 100 at world’s tour……
5. Bob murders beer - Bob dropping the case of Labatt’s, fatally wounding 3 of our bottles which results in a decision to order the engine sub from firehouse……bad times all around…….
4. Pete’s stain - it wasnt as much of a stain, as it was a remnant…….a very big remnant…a remnant i wish i never saw……that may haunt my dreams……
3. The course conditions - Saturday and sunday were muddy messes…each hole played 50-75 yds longer than it should have……
2. Saturday’s events - Wake up to rain, Neil forgets his golf shoes, Pete hits the bridge, and to top it off…the Ambassador……….
1. Our digs - Myrtlewood’s finest shitbox….1 TV, cockroaches, crappy broken furniture, uncomfortable beds………
The Top 10 Moments of MB2K4:
HM. Entemmans - donuts, strudel, crumb
cake….fantastic….
10. The cleaning effort - sunday night, during the game…had to be done in 15 minutes….
9. Directions - getting to all 4 courses without major failure…first time in 4 years with a 15 minute drive to the wizard………
8. Pete’s 12 fairways - taming the wild wing…..
7. Firehouse subs - claiming the 7th spot for the 2nd straight year - meatball sub….mmmmmmmmmmmm
6. After golf monday - Golf course - fastfood - drop off keys - seedy motel - gas - airport….2 hours….well done…..
5. Neil’s 24 putts - 9 putts on the back, 3 zero putts…….
4. Bob’s golf - 2nd after day 2 - finishes 3rd…..
3. Poker - Bob completing the world series of poker (Hold em, omaha, raz, draw, stud) - Neil is Player of the Year with 41 total points……
2. Greg’s golf - Tournament record 352, 40 fws (tied), 4 birds, 25 scoring holes, and the 80 at the wizard…….
1. The golf - weather could have been better, but we got 4 rounds in for the 4th straight year…and as always….its better than work…….
until next year……365+ days until Wild Wing, and hooters air……….
challah