5. The “Steakhouse” on route 17 -
a. “Bacon” means bacon bits
b. Abita Purple Haze means purple dishrag water
c. Hoegarden means Abita Lemon Haze

4. Neil’s game - Saturday’s “103″ which was really about 133 and had 15+ mulligans also resulting in the first beer drinking round in recorded MB2K history….

3. Chick Fil A - not giving us all of our food…resulted in the unprecedented 2 fast food places in one drive and Neil being flustered and eating all Greg’s nuggets..(resulting in pete getting jealous because “greg’s nuggets are for him
only”…ghey)

2. Sunday Night - 10 beers each…hmmmmm…resulted in some beer muscles which included a) a bloody mouth for bob b) a lingering rib injury for neil c) a horrid round of golf for greg……

1. The front 9 Sunday at Kings North - playing behind the slowest group of all time….Neil trying to play through, followed by the comment “i dont come to Myrtle Beach to rush”…followed by being yelled at on the gambler, “WHERE ARE WE SUPPOSED TO GO!!!!”….followed by us being back up by alister crawley……good times…….

The top 10 moments of MB2K5

HM. Grand Dunes Showers - already mentioned but deserves an HM for coming up clutch and saving us from the seedy motel…..

10. Landry’s - seafood was great for the second year in a row…

9. The improvement of the townhouse - except for bob’s and my beds it was much nicer, had a dvd player and seemed a whole lot cleaner sans our pet ants…

8. Greg’s ownage of the par 5’s at Kings North - 2 birds to start off the 9’s….4 birdies for the tourney and had the lowest overall score of MB2K5

7. Firehouse subs - lucky #7 again for the firehouse….and we got firehouse subs commercials this year too…outstanding

6. Pete’s chip-in at wild wing - although if you asked JosB, he would probably have ranked it 60…how do you not react to that shot?? does the help get fired if they crack a smile??

5. Bob winning poker at MB2K5 - with Neil gaining the world series for this year (draw was eliminated in 2K5)….Best poker hand from MB2K5 - Omaha

Neil 99
Greg 78
Pete 56

Flop 569 Burn Card 5 Turn 5 - Schoey takes em down!

4. The taming of the gambler - a 36 in ‘03 - 10 strokes less in ‘05, including greg’s normal par and neil’s best 3 wood ever hit resulting in his “eagle-par” after being yelled at by the fiesty guy in the group in front of us…..

3. Smokehouse billiards - this ashtray resulted in the retirement of broadway louies….petes pool game was stupendous and led him and Neil to MB2K5 pool championship…….

2. Bob winning MB2K5 - a classic comeback, 2 rounds in the 90’s and some clutch shots for Bob Smith the III MB2K5 Champion by 6 strokes…..

1. The golf - weather could not have been better, and we got 4 rounds in for the 5th straight year…and as always….its better than work…….

Til MB2K6 - The expansion year………