Well gentleman, another MB down the drain, with 2K5 crowning a new champion, Bob Smith the III…congratulations Boob………The career MB standings are as follows:
2 Wins - Neil Schoenberg, Greg Picarello
1 Win - Bob Smith the III
Best player to never win a major - Peter Vinch
Next year, as we attempt to expand MB2K6 to 6 or 8 players, we all look back at the first 5 years of MB2K with pride as the founding members of MB2K
And now, onto the stats and ramblings - (Sadly the top
5 or 10 women of MB2K5 will not be shown, because there were no women of MB2K5 and i refuse the taint the lists of the past with #1 being some waitress or a chick from the pool hall…….)
Also - i downloaded the pictures last night, i am going to upload them onto snapfish and send them too you……..
Final Scores of MB2K5:
Last place - Neil Schoenberg - 384
Third place - Greg Picarello - 356
Second place - Pete Vinch - 351
First place - Bob Smith the III - 345
The top 3 quotes/sayings of MB2K5:
3. Lemon Ice
2. JosB
1. Dick (as in “Lets go play some dick golf)
The top 3 retirements of MB2K5:
3. Seedy Motel - thank you Grand Dunes
2. The Wizard - although wild wing wasnt a suitable replacement
1. Broadway Louies
The Top 10 Most Disapppointing Moments, Events, Things of MB2K5:
HM. Greg not being able to repeat - no 3 time MB2K champions yet
10. Petes putting - 14 3 putts and 149
total….probably cost him his first title….
9. Neil burning his mouth on the first firehouse subs meatball sandwich….no milk resulted in 15 minutes of good and plenty’s and tums……
8. Year 2 of $40 for 4 towels….I know we are saving the children, but now we are the ones being raped…maybe this towel wont rip after 4 rounds like my last one did…..
7. Bobs Wild Wing 9 - although he made a pretty nice comeback.. a 55 at wild wing with a span of 7,7,7,8 on
4 holes….
6. Greg assisting the overweight woman on the plane down to Myrtle - “i know this is embarrasing but….”
Kudos to greg for handling the situation like a gentleman and not dry heaving……
MB2K6 - The expansion year
The first expansion in MB2K history resulted in a successful event, with Chris Grove winning in his first Myrtle Beach campaign…..Congratulations to Grove….The Career MB Standings are as follows:
2 Wins - Neil Schoenberg, Greg Picarello
1 Win - Bob Smith the III, Chris Grove
Best Player(s) to have never won a major - Peter Vinch, Mike Riba
I will attempt to scan the picture from MB North and send it to you guys later….I dont believe many other pictures were taken from this yr, i may have 1 or 2 on my camera, so i’ll take a look.
Final Scores from MB2K6:
Sixth Place - Mike Riba - 376
Fifth Place - Peter Vinch - 372
Fourth Place - Bob Smith the III - 370
Third Place - Neil Schoenberg - 369
Second Place - Greg Picarello - 362
First Place - Chris Grove - 354
For all scores and updated tournament records please visit mb2k.com - the official webpage of the MB2K.
Onto the ramblings:
The top 10 quotes/sayings of MB2K6:
Honorable Mention. The no-look shot on the 8 ball at the pool hall
10. BYAHHHHHHHHHHH (and anything else chappelle including fuck yo couch, its leopard homes, i heard that on one of your negro shows martin, M.A.R.S. Mars bitches, etc…)
9. “Very Nice” - Neil in Borat Voice.
8. “Fuck Ray Floyd and his Par 5’s” - Mike after a mediocre run at the Par 5’s at Arrowhead, a Raymond Floyd Signature Course.
7. Tree - As in, “You know where to get some Tree?”
spoken to a Jamaican gentleman, courtesy of Bob Smith the III on our Saturday Night driving excursion.
6. The injury list - culminating with Bob Smith the III, questionable (vagina).
5. “Let’s Rock, I don’t remember, I don’t remember, How did Bodden do guys, HUGHHHHHH” - Chad Johnson
(concussed)
4. The ‘Ribs’ Sticker - Riba’s plan backfires - classic moment where Grove assured Riba there was no sticker on his back, turned and started hysterically laughing when he saw it still under his arm. For all we know it could still be there.
3. Cuatro - aka Fore in spanish - classic moment on the range at MB North where Neil finally puts two and two together to understand its complex meaning.
2. WAH - The pretourney favorite, WAH was probably spoken over 600 times this weekend. Also resulted in penalties being handed out for improper uses of WAH.
1. The official song of MB2K6 - The Final Countdown - I’m still not sure what to think of this, but by Monday afternoon, half of what everyone said was sung to these lyrics. Hopefully, we have all stopped doing this today. I already caught myself once this morning.
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN - Duhduh Duh Duh - Duhduh duhduhduh
I’d like to take a brief moment to crown the official
Girl(s) of MB2K6 -
3. The Blonde girl from the airport.
2. The Girls from the Saturday Night Excursion.
1. The two girls making out in the club - congratulations to you both… a stellar moment which all but guaranteed the Saturday Night Excursion……..
And now back to the top 10’s.
The Top 10 Most Disappointing Moments, Events, Things of MB2K6:
HM. Bob locking Greg out on the back porch.
10. Grove’s snoring - resulting in him moving his bed out to the porch for Sat and Sun night.
9. Bob not playing golf this year before MB2K - complaining and almost quitting when he shot 110, but he improved every round, including 100 the final round
- see what happens when you play - WAH!
8. Neil’s putting at World Tour - missing 5 straight sub 3 foot putts resulting in a 99.
7. The driving - Neil set the u-turns record at Myrtle with approximately 10, Grove was constantly ridiculed by Bob and Riba, and the minivan had a constant rattling.
6. The first MB2K Vomit - belongs to Peter Vinch, which also coincides shortly after the first MB2K Police stop.
5. Grove getting rivered - Grove did not place in any poker tournament and was rivered multiple times on extremely favorable hands…this includes the famous Riba call with 35 against Grove’s pocket pair, only to see the flop come down 246. Good times.
4. Riba classic golf moments - The backwards drive on
11 at World Tour part of the 46/66 round where Bob and Grove rudely laughed, then tried to apologize which resulted in more laughing, and the 18th at Wizard
where he needed a bogey to break 100 and got a 10.
3. Greg breaking Grove’s golf stand - A drunk Greg trips and falls on Grove’s golf bag and cracks one of the legs on his stand.
2. The Saturday Night Excursion - Multiple drunk u-turns, bob getting testy with the Jamiacan “Tree”
guy (you know you know where one is) followed by a 1230AM stop at McDonalds for some stale Chicken McNuggets, before finally heading to the PC.
1. Poker hand - Greg raises in the dark, Neil goes all in and flips over JJ, Greg finally looks at his cards and calls with 1010, nothing on the flop, turn blank, river 10 - resulting in Neil slamming down the cards and screaming….a 5 minute break was needed after this one………bad times……
The official Celebrity of MB2K6 - Duce Staley - Bob’s travelling buddy from Pittsburgh to Charlotte - we all have the same about of rushing yards as him to date for the 2006 season.
and now - The top 10 moments of MB2K6:
HM. Mike Tyson’s greatest hits montage on ESPN Classic
- “he tore his nose” and Fast Eddie Richardson = good times.
10. Finding other options at Broadway at the Beach - video games, the punching machine (record by Neil with
487) along with the club, brought back to life Broadway at the Beach after we retired it for MB2K5.
9. The staples: Firehouse Subs and Bilo - The meatball sub at Firehouse Subs is the official sandwich of MB2K. …..The Bilo run has been reduced from a long, ardous experience to a 5 staple purchase - beer, gatorade, water, donuts/danish, chips…..
8. Riba’s 46 - The low front 9 on the front at World Tour on Saturday which is probably the toughest 9 holes we played in MB2K6. A stellar rookie campaign for Mike.
7. Pete’s Poker run - 4 2nd’s and a 1st on Thursday night, along with 3 more places on Sunday Night makes Pete this years poker champion following Neil in MB2K4 and Bob in MB2K5.
6. Bob’s final round 100 - resulting in a come from behind 4th place finish to follow up his first MB2K title.
5. Neil’s 4 birdies - tying a tournament record - including 2 on a front 9 41 at Kings North.
4. Greg’s greens record - 11 at Kings North, 28 for the tournament, shattering the previous records of 8 and 20…..we will also give kudos to the 70 yd chip for eagle during the extra 9 at the wizard friday and the low 9 round of 40 at Kings North.
3. Friday Night Lights - The poolhall for pool/cheap drinks was followed up by a drunken showing at the condo. Shotgunning beers was the major highlight as we most definitely ruined the rugs and whatever was on the counter at the time. The highlight of an extremely alcoholic weekend.
2. Grove winning MB2K6 - Grove held off Greg on the final day to capture his first MB2K championship with a very consistent 4 rounds of golf….highlights included the chip in birdie at Arrowhead and the best shot in MB2K history - the almost hole in one on the short par 3 over water at Kings North.
1. The golf - a full 4 rounds of golf for a sixth straight year, unprecedented weather conditions and 4 spectacular courses…………and as always, its better than work (greg - you can take our word for it)………….
Til MB2K7 - Expansion yr part II…………