Things to remember when golfing in January:

- When it says its going to be 68, it probably won’t be 68, so it will be somewhat cold, but hot at some points too…now you know how grandma felt

- They won’t have much food/drink on the course, and definitely no cartgirls- so come prepared.

- Temporary Tees (sidehiles and heavier rough than in the rough apply).

- Swing changes - your perfect drive from 1-13 may go south by hole 14…

- Slow greens - muscle up nancies.

- Geese Shit - apparently, birds dont fly south for the winter anymore, because, there’s no seasons, because, the world is broke.

 Addendum #1

- There will be soreness - Muscles you havent used in months will wonder wtf you are doing to them…..