Ladies,
Welcome to the Ninth Annual Myrtle Beach Open, officially known for this year as NAMBO! I am your official NAMBO! historian/documenter, two time MB2K champion Neil Schoenberg.
We are welcoming back the same 6 participants we have had since ‘06, including Robert Smith III, MB2K8 champion (2nd championship).
Golf over the past year has included the 3rd annual Grover Invitational, coincidentally won by none other than Chris Grove, who posted two sub-100 rounds after playing 1 round of golf in the new year, and after back to back last place Grover Inv finishes.
A lot of other events have taken place since MB2K8. Lets discuss:
- Greg Picarello got married and moved out of his folks house. About time; somewhere Joe Picarello is sitting with a cigar in hand thanking lord jebus he doesnt have to deal with his middle aged son living at home anymore. Praised be Jesus!
- Chris Grove moved back to the burgh and more importantly, had a little jewish baby named Abraham. Mazel Tov!
- Pete Vinch used some FBI shit and allowed himself to be fericiously whipped in order to get married. Drugs!
- Neil Schoenberg convinced his girl friend to move in with him, and then promptly asked her for a security deposit and made sure she had sufficient references. L’chiam!
- Mike Riba finally caved and got his girl to move in with him, but still lives farther from pittsburgh then the philly guys so he doesnt hang out when we come to pittsburgh, even though it only happens every so often, and wont happen again til the last weekend in august, where we fully expect mike not only to hang out but to crash at ben or groves so that he can drink, because jess is coming and you should meet her. End Rant!
- Bob “City of Champions” Smith is the same as last year except he’s a little happier because he’s MB2K champion and the stillerz and guinees won. GO ON J-DATE!
With that said, NAMBO! will be scheduled a little differently this year than MB2K’s in the past. We will fly down on friday, play rounds on Saturday through Tuesday and then fly home tuesday evening. Here’s a look at the courses:
Saturday PM - Man O’War - Instead of having Greg anally rape the wizard, we are going back to an old friend from MB2K1. Neil’s 94 was the best score of that day.
Sunday AM - Barefoot Resorts, Love Course - New course for NAMBO! Apparently very nice. Plus Riba looks a little bit like Davis Love so he’s got that going for him.
Monday PM - Pawley’s Plantation - New course for NAMBO! A Nicklaus course, apparently very nice and the MB2K8 Champion pick. Plus Grove looks a little bit like Jack Nicklaus so he’s got that going for him.
Tuesday AM - Dunes Club - New course for NAMBO! Robert Trent Jones and a top 100 public course to finish off NAMBO! Plus, eh, i dont know what Robert Trent Jones looks like anyway.
Odds, Strokes and Player recaps will follow in the 75, 50 and 25 updates….till then…flog on bitches!
But Wait:
I leave you with the most important part of NAMBO!
TEN @ nyj 1:00PM
kc @ PHI 1:00PM
no @ BUF 4:05PM
PIT @ cin 4:15PM
yuh footy!